NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Howdy everyone! Dog, it's been a tough month! I thought I was headed to the rainbow bridge, but I'm back and feeling better. I gotta tell ya, it was pretty scary for me and for Mom & Dad. Thanks for everybody's prayers and concerns. I felt the love for sure.

I'm guessing that most of you know that I'm now one lung lobe short of a full deck, thanks to some nasty little lung blisters known as "blebs." Seems one of the little blebs decided to blow a hole, leaving me sucking wind, as it were. And you thought only whales have blow holes. Yuk, yuk!

So, now, after the pain and humiliation of having my entire belly and sides shaved, having my chest cut open and stapled back together, and having tubes stuck in me for days . . . now I have to wear Dad's old t-shirts every day. Mind you, it looks better than the scalped look I'm sporting under the shirt, but it's so . . . so . . . HUMAN. I mean, how would you like to have to wear a dog collar and leash? Uh . . . don't answer that . . . please!

But I digress! I'm feeling much better now, and Friday, I'm going to see Dr. Heidi, who's quite the hot chick by the way. I'm hoping she'll clear me to take some short walks, cuz I'm losing my mind with boredom. My brain is so numb, between the drugs and no activity, that I fear I've had a LOBEOTOMY . . . get it?? Repeat yuks!! Gad, I'm clever. So, come see me and I'll quit whining.

I was surfing the web today and found this awesome video that I do believe you'll like as much as I did. Here ya go (turn up your sound):