DOG TRANSLATOR . . . SERIOUSLY!

I KID YOU NOT! HERE IS THE LINK TO AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS DOG TRANSLATOR, OR, SHOULD I SAY . . . THE WAY TO "SPEAK DOG."

Now, I, being of the more intellectual, educated, verbose canine variety, don't really need a translator, but clearly, some of my lesser, furred brethren do. Check it out:

http://www.petcentric.com/SpeakDog/default.aspx?DCMP=EMC-PETC-PETC-May09_2

Just remember to use simple wording. Most dogs don't speak using such complex/compound, grammatically correct sentence structure as I do.